Wednesday 6 August 2014

Raging...I get how road rage is causing deaths.

Good day Fellow Rockers, today's subject will be raging, as i have raged quite a bit today.

My raging morning started when my friend and I were on our way to work, just driving on the highway, in the fast lane, when we drive up behind this woman ( Fucking woman drivers, you know) driving under the speed of the highway, in the fast lane, so i sit behind her, giving her time to wake up or move over or just fucking something. But no, this psycho bitch just sit doing her speed, which is pissing me off to the extreme because there is a lane for slow-ass people who cannot drive so that the more experienced good drivers can pass your slow ass an move on to our destinations. With this, I blow up and pass the woman by going into the slow lane, making sure i slow down next to her to stare her down but she keep looking forward, as i pass her and move in front of her this creature of intense stupidity make her move, flashing her lights at me and throwing her hands up, and my inner serial killer pops up and smiles. I throw her the bird waiting for a response and she continues on, so i brake, hard, making this psycho bitch even more livid, which in turn makes me more happy. This carries on for a while and when i find myself at the point where i am actually looking for something in my car to throw back at her car to smash this woman's windscreen, i breath and see my own anger and just pull away leaving this utter idiot in my rear view mirror, because I could see myself pulling a cop move ( where the police hit the suspects car on the hind bumper sending it in a spin, stopping the car) pulling up next to her and beating her up severely.

This is not all folks.

I drop off my friend and head on to my work. I get to a 4 way intersection standing behind a truck at the traffic light, waiting to go left. When the traffic light turns green, the truck also turns left but takes time cause its a big truck heading into a single lane road so I wait, patiently, then ANOTHER woman coming from my opposite direction just go in front of me so she is behind the truck, but according to the rules of the road, I have right of way and the bitch should wait her turn, so obviously i am instantly seriously pissed off and raging so I get right up her ass and I lean on my hooter as if I am leading a parade. She does not hear me because she has her earphones in , or probably just ignoring me, but i keep hooting at this woman expressing my utter rage. Shortly after that I pass her giving her my deathly look and swearing worse than any sailor ever could.

I have been an many, many road rage incidents, I have road rage, and I admit it. I drive 180 kilometres per day, everyday, so ii am due some crazy moments on the road. And with so many idiots and psycho bitches out there, there is no way avoiding it.

I luckily always get myself together before I actually get our of my car and beat the shit out of someone, or cause and damage, so I think I'm still fine. To me it is a daily thing and I think in a way it is my stress reliever because I get to scream and swear and get all shit out.

I have been told many time it is a bad thing, like a bad habit then i just get myself thinking of The Offspring song, bad habit , as lyrics follow:

"Bad Habit"

Hey man you know I'm really okay
The gun in my hand will tell you the same
But when I'm in my car
Don't give me no crap
Cause the slightest thing and I just might snap

When I go driving I stay in my lane
But getting cut off it makes me insane
I open the glove box
Reach inside
I'm gonna wreck this fucker's ride

[Chorus:]
Cause I got a bad habit
Of blowin' away (Yeah, Yeah)
I got a bad habit (Yeah, Yeah)
And it ain't goin' away (Yeah, Yeah)
Yeah (Yeah, Yeah)
Yeah (Yeah, Yeah)

Well they say the road is a dangerous place
If you flip me off I'll get in your face
If you drive on my ass
Your foot's on the gas
And your next breath is your last

[Chorus]

Drivers are rude
Such attitudes
But when I show my peace
Complaints cease
Somethings odd
I feel like I'm god
You stupid dumbshit goddam motherfucker!

I open the glove box
Reach inside
I'm gonna wreck this fucker's ride


Thinking it is very true, and i do feel exactly they way expressed in the song. Please understand I am a small chick, so so many people have just laughed at me when i explain to them how i can get when getting pissed off in my car, they can only imagine this small chick screaming her face off at some random person for failing at the simple task of driving.

So a implore, don't be a dick, if you know for a fact you are a shitty driver, stay the fuck off the roads and make more space for the better drivers out there.

Monday 28 July 2014

When I am tired my gingerness reveals itself....

Ahoy all KRR Listeners, Metalhead, Rockers, Lovers of all thing weird and crazy.

Welcome.

Let me start by explaining the fact that I indeed am not a ginger. But Gingerness flows deep in my blood, my dad is a full blown Ginger, redheaded madman. He is one of the big reason why I am a Metalhead. I grew up with music like Rolling Stones, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, The Who, Led Zepplin and so on blasting from our living room. Most of my family are gingers so I see myself as a true undercover ginger and I believe to have a special bond with gingers that no other non-ginger in the world has (like I have a special VIP entrance card to the National Ginger Association). I am one of 3 daughters and we all are Metalheads, my two sisters are both bikers, with their husbands. So we are quite a crazy bunch of people.

I generally have a short temper and get quite annoyed with a lot of people but I believe it is the Ginger blood that flows through my veins.

So what i would like to get to is the fact that i am extra edgy then I am tired and I do not stand for any shit whatsoever. Like for instance, this morning,I had a crazy busy weekend that just completely drained me. I got to work and i completely forgot that i have a meeting at 07:00 am. Yes, 07:00 am, when most of my coworkers are only getting up to get to work. Anyway, I am always at work at 07:00 in any way, so luckily i did not  miss my meeting, but i entered it completely unprepared. Then after the meeting was done, i was even more on edge because I just had to have a meeting with people that I manage but i looked like a complete idiot.

 Walking back to my table, totally ashamed of my utter stupidity, our accounts lady came in. Now please understand that i love our accounts lady, she is like the Rocker Aunt I never had, but she talks A LOT.

Picture this, me being tires as fuck, annoyed by the fact that I just had a meeting where I looked like a dumb shit ( I hate looking like I am an idiot) and then miss talk-your-face-off walked in, and believe me she was going to talk to me because she always does. So i did the only logical thing....I ran my ass right up the stairs to the first floor, and i mean ran my ass off. But sadly as our "friend" Murphy had it, she walked to the middle of the ground floor and looked up and saw me (as our building has and opening through all the floors, running through the middle of the building). Miss talk-your-face-off looked up and said: "Oh, Louise, there you are, blah blah blah, I spaced out after that and have no clue whatsoever of what she was saying. I just stared and nodded like i truly cared and listened to her every word.

When she was done, i  turned around and just flung my head down on the table next to me, much like this little girl:

I took a deep breath, murmured about the fact that I just ran up the stairs to get away and still she found me and talked my face off. I decided that i was now angry about this, looked up, staring straight in a coworkers face (so happy that it was actually a friend of mine) and said:" Fuck man, Really?" and walked away, utterly pissed off. I was too tired to actually stay that pissed off for long, so in a few minuted i calmed down and continued on my zombie like stroll back to my table.

Well thinking about it now, i actually sound more crazy than agro.

My point was to reveal the fact that i am extremely short tempered, especially when i am tired. If that is not what you took away from my little story, please comment the fact that i am indeed insane :D


Monday 17 March 2014

Ranting about our weekend.

This weekend was car races at The Midvaal Raceway, My boyfriend works for Ford and they sponsored a car for the races. So we got free entrance and food and drinks for the day, cause these thing are a full day event.

We got to the Raceway with my boyfriends brother and his wife, and as it's close to Marissa's (PRO of KRR) house, i called her up to come and join us for the day.

So the proceedings of the day was basically sitting around drinking Vodka and checking the races talking a whole bunch of crap about the drivers who spin out and the cars that look messed up... We took a walk around the place as there are also stalls where people sell random shit, so we bought some awesome bracelets from this cool Rastafarian lady...Rastafarian's are real chill... While buying these bracelets I was running in circles cause there were bee's everywhere and they were trying to get into my glass of Vodka and Lemon Twist, and I'm allergic to bee's so i was freaking out. Which if i think of it now must have looked pretty crazy...random chick freaking out, making weird panicky noises while running in circles, real normal right?

As i drinks were in the car, we kept moving from our seats to the car to get more drinks, and these bunch of weird-ass hippies (please don't get me wrong, i love hippies and believe they are amazing people, but these were the bad type that sit there getting high and drunk and make shit) were chilling on the grass close to my car, and when my boyfriend and the men were around these idiots would say nothing, but as soon as they leave the guys would start flirting and talking to us, which in the first place truly pisses me off cause these bitches could clearly see we were there with our men. But after taking it all day from these douches and not giving them any attention or feedback on there idiotic remarks, we were getting ready to leave, Marissa and I walked to her car and decided we would do a "Rocking entrance" on our way back to my car so these idiots could see we are not just a bunch of pretty faces, we have some true bad-assness behind it all. So we jumped in her car, got the first "loud" song we could find, which happened to be Limp Bizkit (The Metal Gods did not bless us with something meaner like Slipknot at that moment) but we decided it was good enough for the current mission. We came baring down , pumping Limp Bizkit as loud as we could , getting everyone around who was still sober enough to hear's attention. We stopped at my car, still jamming real load and pretended those bitches weren't there.

These guys are idiots and probably brain damaged from all the substances they take. Hitting constantly on girls who are taken and do not show you any attention back, is weak...We see you as a loser and we don't think you are making an point at all going at it all day, you are pathetic and weak. Or well that is how I see the whole thing...

Louise Pretorius.

Monday 10 March 2014

Welcome Rockers!!

Welcome one and all to the world of Keep Rocking Radio.

Firstly I will tell the story of Keep Rocking Radio and how we started.

It all came to mind when I (Louise Pretorius) got totally irritated with the fact that i could not listen to rock and metal as a radio station in South Africa. We have loads of variety when it comes to radio in S.A but alas no rock and metal stations.Which is basically because our country is way to stuck up and "scared" of the Rock and Metal scene.

Don't get me wrong S.A has a heap load of rockers and metal heads that fill the streets and everyday society and many of them have found ways to blend into the woodwork and follow along as life goes.

As a metal head i have been discriminated against all my life, and been questioned and pushed aside as the "odd one out" as i know many and many others have as well. But I have decided to take a stand and work my ass off to at least try to make a dent in the rock and metal scene in South Africa. If by the time I get Keep Rocking Radio to where I see it going, i can get in my car and listen to rock and metal on a FM radio station anywhere in South Africa, I will be able to die happy...

In the last few year the openness to rock en metal in South Africa has improved and grown but still we are looked down upon, in my opinion...

There are other online rock streams in S.A that I am aware of, but only 2...and now 3 since we started KRR. Our main goal is to get the rock and metal you would like to hear directly to you. All types of rock 'n roll through to heavy metal...We want to be able to have the biggest variety you can find in S.A.

It has only been almost 2 months since we started and it feels like I have been doing this my whole life! The process of being the CEO of KRR has consumed my life, but truly in a good way, i have made many cyber friends and faithful fans on Google+ and until this moment have reached 1741 +1's on Google+ and we are slowly growing on Facebook and Twitter and we hope to keep growing as fast as we are now for as long as we can.

I would like to thank all our Fans and listeners all over the world for the support.

Louise Pretorius.